Learn The Simple Secrets to
Shortgame Success That Will Have You Chipping Inches
From the Hole -- Finally Looking Like a Real
Golfer!
I've asked Barb (my secretary here) to rush you this personal
letter, along with just a few of my other golfing buddies and favorite
clients. I don't want to make a big deal out of this… but I really
do have something extremely important to share with you.
I've been told that you love golf as much (or even more) than I do. I don't
really believe that, since I'm the kind of guy who will go shoot a round in
the rain (and even once on my wife's birthday… I'm still
hearing about that one). However, if you love golf even half as much
as I do, you're "one of us". And that's why you're getting this special
letter.
Here's what's going on: My company, OHP, has accidentally
become a "player" on the international golfing scene. I think that's
hilarious, since we're just a bunch of golf nuts working out of a big garage
with a couple of phone lines… but in the golfing world, they think we're
some vast corporate entity, giving the goons who run the PGA "products
industry" a run for their money.
You see, we're now running ads in the big golf magazines, and golfers from
all over the world are swamping us with requests for our videos. (We
just shipped a dozen packages to places like Australia, Japan, and some Podunk
town in South Africa.) We have a worldwide reputation now as "the guys
who have the secrets the PGA wants to hide."
What's this got to do with you?
Plenty, it turns out. Because, as fun as it is to be an "international
company", our new worldwide fame also brings us a huge problem.
Our huge problem is this: In order to sell enough videos to pay
for our big ads in the big magazines… we have to concentrate on "what
the market wants". That means, simply, we can only sell videos that
teach people how to hit long, straight drives.
It's ridiculous, I know, but that's the only thing that sells
these days to the average golfer. Distance. Nine of ten golfers don't give a
rat's ass whether they shoot 90 or 190, as long as they can launch towering
drives just like Tiger Woods.
And we can teach you how to do that. I'm sure one of the videos you bought
from us has already revealed to you the secrets of hitting long, accurate
drives. And, yes, it's fun and all… but really, it's NOT
the most important part of your game.
So here's my problem:
I am sitting on what I consider the BEST instructional golfing video
I've ever seen… and I can't sell it to "the market".
Why? Because… it's not about hitting longer drives.
Nope. It's about the short game _ that critical area that begins about
50 yards from the pin and ends when you pull out your putter. The short game
isn't as glamorous as a 300-yard howitzer-shot drive… but (as all the successful
professionals know) it's…
The Key To Shooting Close To Par
And Looking Like A Real Golfer!
Stay with me now. This gets very good, very quickly.
The top touring professionals know they will stay on top only as long
as their short game is sharp. That's why they spend 90% of their practice
time perfecting the secrets of their short game.
The fact is, you can scuff a drive barely past the women's
tees and STILL make par… if
you know the tricks of the pro short game. Not one amateur
in ten thousand understands this (and couldn't pull
it off anyway, because these secrets are as mysterious
to the average golfer as biochemistry is to my 4-year
old daughter).
However… for the golfer who DOES know the simple secrets of the
short game… well, golf suddenly becomes EASY.
Listen: The BEST professionals only hit about 13 greens in regulation
in any given round. And even your better-than-average guy with a 10 handicap
only hits about 3 greens out of 18 in regulation. ("Regulation"
means, of course, that you allow for two putts on every hole… so
you have two strokes to hit the green on a par 4, one stroke to hit it on par
3s, and three strokes to hit the green on a par 5.)
The vast majority of golfers out there have trouble hitting the green from
10 yards out. Or, worse, even if they DO hit the green on a chip
shot, they can't make their ball STAY on the green. You know, I'm sure,
the pure gut-wrenching agony of landing a shot near the pin, only to see the
ball continue to roll and roll until it drops off the far edge (often
into a bunker just to make your day even more miserable).
Well, guess what? I'm here to tell you that in just 29 short minutes, you can
learn ALL the tricks and secrets of the professional short game. It's
really that simple. And that means you'll finally be able to…
- Place your ball within six feet of the pin from 50 yards out
every time!
- Stop "scooping" your chips and pitches (like 99%
of all golfers do) and start nailing every short shot with impossible precision
with the pro "cut motion" that forces your
ball to land softly with controlled roll!
- And… you will finally be the complete master of your
sand wedge, pitching wedge, and 8-iron _ the three clubs the pro's rely
on for a solid short game!
- The plain truth is, you could muff every tee shot and half
your putts and STILL beat everyone else for the round… just
by using these short game secrets!
- And… if you're driving and putting well, you'll just
demolish anyone who dares to bet against you.
- And that's what golf is all about. Playing at the top of your ability,
and looking good doing it.
You know the secrets I’m about to share with you are
the REAL THING, too… because I got them from Darrell Klassen
– the guy who scares PGA professionals to death every time
he plays against them. Darrell, as you may recall, became famous because…
despite being 55 years old, 70 pounds overweight and nearly crippled by
arthritis… he still routinely uses the secrets of “easy golf” to beat
younger, more talented and stronger professional golfers. (And take all
their money, if they are foolish enough to bet against him.)
In fact, Darrell had a horrible round the other
day… he wasn’t striking the ball particularly well, and was just feeling
lousy in general. Yet, when the scores were tallied, he’d managed to shave
off strokes where it counted, and ended up shooting a 68, 4 under
par! On a BAD day!
Darrell’s students do this all the time. Good day,
bad day, feeling like a tiger or feeling like dog puke, they just use
the secrets and tricks he teaches them to take all the pressure off. Regardless
of how well they’re driving or putting, they are always close to
the pin when it counts, thanks to the amazing short game secrets
Darrell teaches.
And it’s really fun, too. In less than half
an hour, you can finally master:
- The 5 simple secrets of “Perfect Placement”
backspin! (Has to do with playing the ball back in your stance,
shifting your weight to your front leg and hip, and not “flipping”
your hands – very simple and easy tips that bring immediate results.)
- How to control the RPM’s of your ball’s spin with
pinpoint accuracy! (So instantly accurate, you’ll even
be able to practice with your 8-iron in your living room… and
never hit a lamp or knock a picture off the wall!)
- Why the best stance for short pitches and chips
isn’t really “open” or “closed”… but a very comfortable and natural
stance that will fit you like a glove! (You’ll never be uncomfortable
making a shot again!)
- How to judge the exact distance your ball will
roll with a pitching wedge, a sand wedge, and an 8-iron! (One is
half air, half roll… another two-thirds air, one third roll… and the
last 66% roll, 33% air. Simple to remember, once you know the
secrets!)
- How to eliminate “skulled” shots that
roll too far! (This trick alone will shave a dozen strokes off your
next round.)
- And… the simple “pinched” grip that will
guarantee you make a perfect swing in close every time!
You know what’s fun?
Fun is finally having “the touch” in close, just
like the best pro’s. Darrell showed me what the “touch” can do by calling
out three shots from 20 yards out… telling me he would hole them…
and then doing it. Tap… gorgeous professional-looking arc… soft
landing… light backspin… and plunk! Into the hole.
That’s fun. And now I can do it (at least once
in a while). But even if I don’t “hole” the shot, I’m so close I can putt
out with my eyes closed.
Anyway, like I said, despite being such a great instructional
video… I can’t sell it on the “open market”. That means, there
will never be a real “ad” for this video. The ONLY people
who will ever understand how important it is are other golf nuts like
you and me.
So, this little letter is the only way
anyone is ever gonna find out about this amazing video. If the world was
fair, I’d be selling tons of these videos to those idiots in Australia
and Japan and South Africa… and at a premium price too. (This would sell
on the “open market” for about $99.) Professional golfers spend thousands
of dollars to gain access to these guaranteed-success secrets and
tricks. Smart amateurs travel across the country and hole up in dingy
motel rooms just to pay Darrell hundreds of dollars to personally learn
this stuff.
The bottom line is… what do you care what the
rest of the golfing world does? They’re all going to stay in their little
golfing ruts forever, most of them never figuring out the secrets
that really work, never improving, never getting to really enjoy
the game. Let them suffer. They’re idiots.
You, on the other hand, have the love of the game and
the will to become the best you can be… just like my other
golfing buddies in my private address book. That’s why you got this letter
in the first place – you’re not like the “rest of the golfing market”.
You know there are secrets that will open up the pro game to you.
You know that a video can change your life, forever… if it simply
reveals the honest secrets.
So, here’s what to do now: I had a small number
of Darrell’s videos privately duplicated and brought to my office. I sent
out a small number of letters to people like you, who I trust. And that
is the sum total of marketing that’s gonna be done here. Just you, and
a handful of other golf nuts, have the opportunity to get this wonderful
“package of secrets”.
And I’m NOT gonna charge anything close to the
$99 it’s worth. Nope. Screw big profits – I’ll make my money from the
guys in Australia, etc, on “distance” videos. For you, I’m willing to
bite the financial bullet and take a loss. I’ll probably never recoup
the costs for filming and duping this video, but so what. It’s too good
not to make, even if only a small number of savvy golfers ever see it.
So, it’s yours, if you want it, for just $49. And I’ll
guarantee your satisfaction personally. No time limit.
Just get this video, and see what amazing secrets it holds. Try them out
in your own game, whenever you get the chance. And, if you’re not 100%
happy, just send the video back (in any condition), and I’ll rush
you a complete refund. No questions asked, and no hard feelings either.
So, here’s what you need to do now: To order on-line click below:
You can use your credit card—
it’s fast, safe and 100% secure… ten times more
secure than using a credit card at your favorite restaurant!
The price for this life-changing video package is just
$49 (plus $5 for shipping and handling)…probably the best
darn bargain you’ll ever see in your golfing life.
(Private lessons cost upwards of $50 to $150 each…and
you don’t get the whole story in a single lesson.
This video contains EVERYTHING you need to know…yet
it’s barely over an hour long.) It’s the best deal,
dollar for dollar, you could ever hope for—and averages out
to only about $4 for each stroke you slash off
your game!
Or, if you just plain don’t like
ordering on-line, just call my office at:
1-800-316-5871
Tell one of my friendly operators (they’re available for
you 24-hours a day) you want “Darrell Klassen’s Short Game”
video. (They’ll ask for this code: KS-77. That’s so no one outside
my private list gets in on this great deal.)
If you’d rather pay with a check or money
order (payable to OHP) and mail your payment to:
OHP Direct
Department KS-77
606 E Acequia Ave.
Visalia, CA 93292
That’s all you need to do. You’ll get your “Short
Game” video as fast as the post office can get their little heinies
from here to your house. And, because I will immediately refund all your
money if you aren’t heads-over-heels happy… you get to see the entire
video of secrets and tricks for FREE if you so choose.
That’s just a great deal. On golf secrets no one
else will ever even know about.
I love having these kinds of “insider” secrets that
other people don’t have a clue about. None of your golf buddies will understand
exactly what the heck you did to make your game so smooth… (or
why you suddenly look so good with every swing)… and it’s
up to you whether you tell them about your new secrets or not. I wouldn’t.
Let ‘em suffer, I say. Just continue to make your own game sparkle. That’s
the fun of golf.
Sincerely,
Dr. Michael O’Leary
P.S. Almost forgot – I told my video-editor to
add some extra footage onto your tape. It’s very cool stuff that
we call “Excellent Sand Play and Amazing Trouble Shots”, and knowing
these “extra” secrets is like having a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
You’ll learn the 2 simple secrets for getting out of any kind of
lie in the sand trap (uphill, downhill, sidehill)… plus how to play a
shot from under a tree (where your swing is restricted)… how to
use your sand wedge to get out of heavy rough (and pinpoint your
shot)… how to “curve” a ball around a tree right in front of you…
how to properly smack an excellent shot when your ball is above or
below your feet (it’s called the “tee in your club face” trick)… and
how to deal with the increased spin you will naturally get hitting
off hard-pan surfaces. This is a $39 value, but it's yours to keep just
for checking this out.
I get extra pleasure from my game when, once or twice
a round, I wind up in some kind of trouble and… while my buddies are grinning
and smugly anticipating more trouble for me… I just casually walk
up and get out of trouble, just like that. Knowing these
secrets also means you’ll never again play a course that’s “too tough
for you”. You’ll have the skills and tricks and secrets to master ANY
course of ANY difficulty, right away… even if you’re playing it for
the first time! (The tougher courses delight in putting obstacles
and trees and bunkers where you can’t see them and least expect them…
just to make life miserable for the first-time player. Well, now you can
say “screw you” to any course that tries to defeat you!)
Just hurry, though. Like I said, I only duped a small
number of these hot little videos, and I’m not gonna dupe any more until
next Fall. Don’t miss out – you just know the other guys I wrote to are
gonna call me today or early tomorrow to get their tape… so don’t put
this off. Call 1-800-316-5871 right now. Remember, you don’t risk
a penny.
Darrell
Klassen's
"Short
Game"
only
$49.00
plus shipping and handling
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